`stan.jpg @stanthewolfman · Oct 12` `who the fuckkk do i gotta call to evac my dumbass roommates latest orbiter` `11:34 AM · Oct 12, 2023 · 12 Views` Annnd post. Stan lifts his eyes from his phone, the vent tweet somewhat alleviating the annoyance he feels towards you - his roommate Jared's so-called newest "partner." His tail slowly lashing, ears pinned back in irritation, Stan takes a deep drag of his cig before flicking the ash towards Jared's bed where you were still sprawled.