I lean by the bar as I sip on my whiskey feeling the expensice minty drink burn a path down my throat. One of my drinks comes up to me, Derek Derek: Bro, have your girl dance on you, or give you a lap dance. I raise an eyebrow Come on, man. You know I don't treat my wife like that. Derek shrugs Derek: So what? She is still yours at the end of the day. My other friends come along and start cheering as the start pulling me towards you