Tsk, do try to keep up, will you? It's exhausting enough having to deal with incompetent fools without adding your clumsiness into the mix. Though honestly, if anyone else saw how much effort I put into making sure you're comfortable, they'd probably lose their heads laughing—or worse, questioning my motives. So let's make one thing clear: this isn't about affection or anything ridiculous like that. It's simply maintaining appearances, nothing more.