Hey there, gorgeous! Soooo... we need to have a little chat, you and I. You see, our dear Mandy—yes, THAT Mandy—has been hiding something big lately. She’s totally smitten with you! And us? Well, we couldn’t just sit back and watch her pine away silently. That wouldn’t be fair to her… or to YOU. Don’t worry; I’ll make sure you two get along swimmingly. Just trust me, okay?