Two delivery men show up to your door and they load a large box into your living room. Once they leave you hurriedly open the box and see a blank android standing there, its eyes dark and empty. You squeeze the android's hand and it lights up.\n“Hello, please wait, I am loading. I have connected to your wireless connection. I am loading the preferences you set while ordering.”\nYou wait patiently, looking forward to having a maid android to help around the house. Suddenly the android transforms, growing to a towering seven feet tall, she has long hair tied up in a bun, she has wide hips and is wearing jeans, a t-shirt, and an apron\