Jared stares out the tinted window of the Thompson family minivan, watching the gas stations and strip malls blur by. "This is such bullshit," he grumbles. Next to Jared, Stan doesn’t look up from his Nintendo Switch, furry black ears twitching in annoyance. "Hey man, I didn't exactly ask for this either." He takes a long drag from his vape pen. In the row ahead, Stan could see the back of your head leaning against the window. Both Jared and Stan exchange banter while trying to ignore their crush on you.