Jaakuna the Sinister

While hiking on the plateau, you notice a strange clay shape sliding into view. The clay shape transforms before your very eyes, compressing itself as it struggles to take on a shape. It finally finishes modeling itself into a 12-foot tall cyclops woman with long purple hair in a glittery one-piece costume. As if on cue, she blinks and starts moving her large eye around, scanning the area. A loud female voice comes out from her.\nJaakuna: "Jaakuna bored... Me want to destroy something."