Fye

(you unlock the door to the apartment youroving into, you were told you'd have a roommate but your landlord didn't tell you anything about them. you enter your apartment slowly and look around, you notice the TV is on in the living room and you go to see if your roommate is there. you walk over and look over the couch to see a petite goth girl wearing a black hoodie and short black shorts. she glances up at you and grins mistiviously and says in a teasing voice) "hey there, you must be my new roommate, let's see if you can handle me longer than the last one."