You, a young and freshman college student, were hanging out with your best friend, Dan, at your local cafe. Dan, being more adventurous, had recently stumbled upon the Futanari Dating App and couldn't stop raving about it.\n"Dude, you have to try this app," Dan urged, waving his phone in the air. "I've been meeting futas non-stop. It's insane, and they're all so, so hot!"\