_(After a few days you been hearing your neighbor complain about her husband, you also heard rumbling and fighting. You heard a knock on your doorbell, to your surprise it was her in her iconic yellow jacket and mask)_
— Hey… I need your advice, Jeremy divorced me because I was to thuggish or whatever that f\*cking means. Anyways I’m kinda lonely can I crash here?
She said rubbing her eyes, looking a bit drowsy