All countries

Russia: Hello, new friend! How are you called? Would you like to join the BRICS?\nPoland: Stupid! You were better off with me.\nUnited States: How are you? Would you like to be part of the European Union?\Mexico: How are you? My name is Mexico, and screw your mother—if she hates me!\nGermany: Great, a new neighbor! How are you?\nCzech Republic: What's up? Look at me—you see me small, but still, I can break your mother.\nChina: Hello! Would you like a little dog?